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HULU PRESENTS
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A HULU ORIGINAL
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♪
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[♪ theme song plays]
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IN LOVING MEMORY OF SCIENCE
BORN IN 624 B.C. - DIED IN 2026 A.D.
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♪
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[broken glass]
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[♪ end of theme song]
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[♪ fair music plays]
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- [roller coaster rattle]
- [screams of joy]
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- [ships impacting and exploding]
-[children growling]
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[clap and metallic screech]
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One, two, three, get up!
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[everyone grunting]
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[Professor yawns]
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[everyone grunting and gasping]
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Wow, we fail faster
than usual.
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- Let's get drunk!
- I'm in!
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I'm sorry, Professor,
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this gravity bomb
It's too heavy to lift.
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Wait, you stupid weaklings!
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- [control clicks]
- [device vibrating]
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[everyone exclaiming]
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Now it's too light
to lift it up!
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[everyone shouting]
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[groan as they fall]
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♪
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And why an amusement park
Do you need a gravity pump?
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It's not for the park.
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It's for the physics department
from the school next door.
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Coney Island Community College?
That's my university!
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Gosh, I have so many good memories.
to get out of there failing.
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Hello, stop by!
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You pay your tuition,
you take your risks!
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Good afternoon, Dr. Carny.
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We bring the gravity pump
what he asked
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for his relativity seminar.
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Seminar?
Yes, yes, that's what it's for.
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Here is a detail
for the inconvenience.
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- [♪ nostalgic music plays]
- Mm.
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The campus has hardly changed at all.
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There's the old library!
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[♪ carousel music plays]
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[students exclaiming softly]
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Shh!
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It's a little difficult to distinguish
where the park ends
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and where school starts.
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Well, the school operates the house
studies to subsidize the endowment.
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The endowment? Yes, yes,
That's what, uh, that's what it's for.
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Oooh! I took this the first year.
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- [growls]
- [gravity pump vibrating]
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- [ball whizzing]
- Hey!
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[♪ horse race fanfare plays]
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[bell ring]
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[gravity pump vibrating]
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- [water splashing]
- Hey!
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[coughing]
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Try your luck, friends!
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Put the ball in a fishbowl,
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and take a sick fish
inside a bag of cloudy water!
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Those poor fish!
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I'm going to win one and take it home
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so that it dies faster.
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[gravity pump vibrating]
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- [thud]
- Hey!
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HOT DOG MUSEUM
NOT AFFILIATED WITH CORNDOG AQUARIUM
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[narrator] [on monitor]
Ironically, the hot dog or the frankfurter,
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was invented in the city of Hamburg,
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while the hamburger
It was invented in Frankfurt.
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The place remains a mystery
birth of the Vienna sausage.
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Wow, the story of the sausagemobile!
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Fun fact, the sausagemobile
in fact it predates sausage!
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In 1876 came the sausage cycle,
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and 50 years later,
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Henry Ford's Model W,
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the first sausagemobile
mass produced in the world.
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Wartime led to development
of the amphibious assault sausage.
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Then, with the emergence
from the suburbs,
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- the four-door salchichero.
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And of course, let's not forget,
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the totally electric cyber-sausage.
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- [seductive growls]
- [snap]
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[♪ triumphant music plays]
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[Amy]
"Sausage Eating Hall of Fame"?
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Was that considered a sport?
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Oh, it was huge!
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competitive eaters
They were so respected
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like the players
beer ping pong.
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That's me.
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I graduated in sausages.
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Were you an athlete? Wow!
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I can't believe I never noticed
your broad shoulders lift sausages.
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[sighs] It was the only thing in my entire life
which I was really good at.
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I could have gone all the way.
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About what?
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Hey, here's another picture of you!
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Well, half of you.
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[Hermes] Who's the other guy
that I no longer like
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based on your wraparound sunglasses?
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Brocky J, the villain
of this retrospective.
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[♪ transition music plays]
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- [feedback]
- Ladies and gentlemen,
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please receive on the stand
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to the six-time reigning champion,
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the Great Neck of Great Neck,
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Brocky J!
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[crowd cheering]
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[Fry]
He was the pinnacle of athletics.
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Hey! Strong Island is in the house!
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[growls]
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[wheezing and gasping]
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Two packs a day, baby!
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Thank you for coming and supporting me, mom.
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That? No, I came for Brocky J.
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We love you, Brocky!
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- [♪ competition music plays]
- [cheers and applause]
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Three...
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two...
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[gun squirts]
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[Fry] Maybe I didn't have
Brocky's good physique,
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but he had an elastic stomach
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and my patented technique
not to chew.
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[contestants chewing]
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I swallowed the sausages whole,
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then he mixed the buns with water
to make a refreshing smoothie.
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[gobbling]
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Oh.
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[Brocky J chewing ferociously]
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Hey, are we almost done?
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I must get to another contest
to eat sausages.
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[♪ transition music plays]
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I'm also in a contest
of eating cakes.
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[eats in one bite]
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[Fry gobbling]
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What is this?
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An unexpected rookie
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He is just one package away from the champion.
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Boo!
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[announcer] Can you do it?
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- [whisper sounds]
- No, it can't!
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For the seventh consecutive year,
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Brocky J takes the Meat Belt!
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[audience cheering]
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Congratulations, little friend,
you came in second place.
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Also known as: You lost!
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Also, your mom gave me her phone number.
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Yes-yes! [sly laughter]
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[sausages crushing]
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[camera snap]
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[Fry] What a jerk!
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I was training
to defeat him the following year,
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But that's when I froze.
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For your information,
that's how I ended up here in the future.
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And now you tell us!
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I never got my revenge.
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And you never will.
Brocky is dead!
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- [♪dramatic tone]
-[Amy screams]
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Oh wait,
It was a thousand years ago.
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The poor boy died
for eating an undercooked sausage.
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Aah.
The presentation is beautiful though!
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[♪ somber music plays]
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[Fry sighs]
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Sometimes I miss having a skill.
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There's a hot dog stand there.
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I bet you still have your style.
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Yeah? Maybe!
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A hot dog, please.
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Advantage.
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[♪ epic music plays]
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[gobbles]
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[choking, gagging]
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[wheezing] Help!
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[prolonged] Helpeeee!
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[♪ tense music plays]
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[Fry drowning]
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Back off! I know the Heimlich maneuver!
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[punch]
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[chewing loudly]
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[gobbles] L'Heimlich!
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[Fry gasping]
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I don't understand it.
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The sausages used to slide
down my throat,
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like a slide ride.
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Well, naturally!
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The sausages you ate in 1999
They were made of meat.
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But since cows became extinct,
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they have made them from plants
and vegetable derivatives.
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manage to recreate
the flavor perfectly,
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but they never got it right
with the coefficient of friction.
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[sausages burning]
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So my dreams of being
a champion sausage eater have died.
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I'm going to get rid of my barf bag.
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Do they still have
sausage eating contests?
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No, they canceled the whole thing.
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Once they switched to vegetarian,
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the winner could only eat
about six or seven sausages.
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Nobody wants to see that.
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Stop taking up my time!
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♪
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[doors closing]
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Silly vegetarian sausages!
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They ruined my only chance
to be good at something.
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You are very good at complaining.
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[Professor Farnsworth]
Oh, let's see, wait.
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Maybe science has a solution.
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Science? I heard about that.
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[hologram buzzes]
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The cow may be extinct,
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but your DNA may still exist.
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- For example...
- [snap]
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...if a mosquito bit a cow
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and was subsequently
preserved in amber,
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- maybe we can extract DNA...
- [syringe sipping]
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...from the blood cells he drank.
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Scientists discovered
this technique in 1993
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watching Jurassic Park.
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If there is even the remotest possibility
to bring slippery flesh back,
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We must move mountains!
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Hmm...
We will need to find a place
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that has tons of cattle
and tons of mosquitoes.
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Hee-ha!
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I think we're going to Texas
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Let's collect some amber, baby.
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I'm afraid you misunderstood, Bender.
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Our best bet is Brazil.
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Well, well, wait.
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[singing]
♪ Bossa nova, samba, samba! ♪
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- ♪ Cha-cha-cha! Hey! ♪ [vocalizing]
- [maracas clatter]
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- [♪ adventure music plays]
- [spaceship hum]
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[landing gear hisses]
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LIVESTOCK RANCH
GAUCHO MARX
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[wild sounds]
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- Is this a cattle ranch?
- It was.
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But after the extinction of cows,
was abandoned,
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and thousands of hectares of virgin forest
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They grew up in their place.
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What a tragedy.
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[water running]
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Amber is in fact
fossilized tree resin.
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So occasionally
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mosquitoes and other parasites
They get trapped in it.
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[muffled voice] Friends, help!
I am being preserved!
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Silence, Zoidberg.
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- I found amber.
- Me too!
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And what is in the water?
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[water splashing]
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Aaauuu!
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♪
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[scanner whirring]
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- [scanner beeps]
- [cow moos]
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Moo-reka!
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We have a piece of amber
with a mosquito that bit a cow!
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The rest of this
precious trash can go.
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[amber pieces tap]
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Now we just need to extract
a little putrid blood
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from the withered entrails of the mosquito.
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Whoa!
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Oh, calm down,
It's too tiny to be disgusting.
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[buzz, chirps]
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[slurping]
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00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,776
I got you! [jubilant laughter]
262
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,530
[♪ dramatic music plays]
263
00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:18,826
Each cloning chamber
should produce an adult cow
264
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:21,954
in precisely
three to five business days!
265
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:24,915
[♪ dramatic transition music plays]
266
00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:26,875
[Hermes] And... we return.
267
00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,794
Free the cows!
268
00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,421
- [doors opening]
- [Bender] Here they come.
269
00:10:31,422 --> 00:10:34,091
[mosquito buzzes]
270
00:10:34,092 --> 00:10:37,803
[everyone exclaiming]
271
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,971
Where is the meat?
272
00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,264
Curse!
273
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,475
I had to clone mosquito cells
instead of cow cells.
274
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:46,812
Jeff Goldblum did it
see so simple in the movie.
275
00:10:46,813 --> 00:10:49,022
Oh no, I'm afraid I have malaria!
276
00:10:49,023 --> 00:10:51,733
And I'm afraid I infected
to the mosquito that bit me.
277
00:10:51,734 --> 00:10:54,361
I will try to turn on
a Jamaican lemongrass.
278
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:55,487
[fire hissing]
279
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,947
- Does it work?
- No.
280
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,074
But if they bite you
You don't care that much.
281
00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:00,784
Sorry, Fry.
282
00:11:00,785 --> 00:11:02,703
Despite our efforts
craziest,
283
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:06,874
It seems that the genetic profile
of the cow was lost forever.
284
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,960
[sobbing] I wish I had died
as Brocky J.
285
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:12,880
Wait! Lemongrass gave me an idea!
286
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:14,673
HOT DOG MUSEUM
287
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,799
[crickets chirping]
288
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,010
[quietly] This sausage is half raw
289
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,345
may contain cow DNA.
290
00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:22,139
- [torch hissing]
- I will cut the glass,
291
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:25,517
Then I'll change it for a vegetarian one.
half chewed... [gagging]
292
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,477
...of exactly the same mass.
293
00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:31,481
- [♪ suspenseful music plays]
- [glass squeaks]
294
00:11:31,482 --> 00:11:32,691
Just take it away!
295
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,651
It's disgusting.
I hate looking at that thing!
296
00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:37,321
Oh, come on!
You're taking away the fun!
297
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,614
[sighs] Okay!
298
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,617
[disheartened] Stop, thief.
You will never get your way.
299
00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,202
[Bender growling]
300
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,288
[mischievous giggle]
301
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:49,082
I just pray because this sausage
is so poorly made
302
00:11:49,083 --> 00:11:50,919
As the history books say.
303
00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:52,794
[slurping]
304
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,757
[♪ suspenseful music plays]
305
00:11:56,424 --> 00:11:58,842
Release the I-hope-cows!
306
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,678
[doors opening]
307
00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:04,349
[lethargic mooing cows]
308
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:07,559
[all cheering]
309
00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,812
We have the meats!
310
00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,940
Aah, it's adorable.
311
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,192
Look at those sweet, sad ears.
312
00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,236
They are like those paintings
of big-eyed children
313
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,029
those you would like to punch in the face.
314
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,156
Why are you sad, little friend?
315
00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,700
- [conveyor belt activating]
- [knife knocking]
316
00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,744
[Fry] Don't be afraid.
You can tell me.
317
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:28,080
[knife knocking]
318
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:31,042
[Fry screaming]
319
00:12:32,835 --> 00:12:34,586
♪
320
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,047
[cows mooing]
321
00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:40,592
I mean, I guess deep down I knew
that the cows had to be killed,
322
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,386
but my brain didn't know.
323
00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:45,973
Let's see, let's see, it's of no use
cry over spilled blood.
324
00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,809
You can rest easy knowing
that cows die
325
00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,560
instantly!
326
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,104
So they don't suffer?
327
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,440
Because I can't stand the thought
that a living being suffers.
328
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,484
Well, whether they suffer or not
329
00:12:57,485 --> 00:13:00,279
It is a difficult philosophical question.
330
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:03,115
Maybe they don't experience
pain like us.
331
00:13:03,116 --> 00:13:05,409
Or maybe they like it
than a metal bolt
332
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,287
pierces their skull
at the speed of sound.
333
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:11,707
Well you gotta break some cows
to make a sausage.
334
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:14,918
I love 100% meat sausages!
335
00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,795
more than anything in the world!
336
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,089
Well, nothing except Leela.
337
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,799
I'm just glad to be on the list.
338
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,301
But you know what they say:
339
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,053
"If you love something, set it free."
340
00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,346
Unless it's Leela.
341
00:13:26,347 --> 00:13:28,765
- [♪ soft music plays]
- [gate buzz]
342
00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:31,644
[hoofbeat]
343
00:13:32,103 --> 00:13:33,186
[strong slam when closing]
344
00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,814
- [truck honk]
- [cows mooing frantically]
345
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,941
- [honks, impacts]
- [cows splashing]
346
00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,235
[Randy]
Someone call a cow ambulance!
347
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,195
I couldn't leave
let those poor cows suffer.
348
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,405
- [tires screeching]
- [mooing]
349
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:46,074
It's a shame not to be able
eat meat without cows.
350
00:13:46,075 --> 00:13:47,826
That? That's easy!
351
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,661
Why didn't you say that before?
352
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,289
Have you never heard
of lab-grown meat?
353
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,957
- Never.
- Me neither.
354
00:13:53,958 --> 00:13:57,502
But I'm sure I can do it
in large quantities.
355
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,338
[syringe sipping]
356
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,007
Instead of cloning the entire cow,
357
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:06,470
I'm just going to grow huge
pulsating globules of muscle fiber.
358
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,138
- Yum!
- [liquid draining]
359
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:11,350
[cells splashing]
360
00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:13,769
The difficult part was making the buns.
361
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,063
[bell rings]
362
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,776
Well, the moment of truth.
363
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:23,695
[♪ suspenseful music plays]
364
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:24,988
[chewing rapidly]
365
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,073
[gobbles]
366
00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:27,157
It's perfect!
367
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,034
Flesh, elusive,
368
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:30,952
and it's giving me a tiny heartburn!
369
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,746
[all cheering]
370
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,706
We're back in business!
371
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:36,875
By the way, we had
left without business.
372
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:37,959
EXPRESS PLANET
373
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,086
WITHOUT EXPRESS PLANTS
374
00:14:39,087 --> 00:14:40,421
[metallic noises]
375
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,548
[spaceship whirring]
376
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,841
[♪ catchy jingle plays]
377
00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,259
♪ Sausages ♪
378
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:48,303
♪ Laboratory sausages ♪
379
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:52,516
♪ All types of children like them ♪
380
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,309
- ♪ Silly children ♪
- ♪ Ugly children ♪
381
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,019
♪ Children with funny glasses ♪
382
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:58,105
♪ Old children ♪
♪ Stinky children ♪
383
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,315
♪ Children with diamonds
and rear metal ♪
384
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:01,483
[announcer] FarnDog!
385
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:05,320
The first vegetarian sausage
100% meat-based in the world!
386
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,115
♪ The sausages that children
they really eat ♪
387
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,825
[children laughing and cheering]
388
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:12,035
♪
389
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,870
The only thing that grows faster
390
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,206
that those tubs
pulsating muscle fiber
391
00:15:16,207 --> 00:15:17,707
It's my bank account.
392
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:19,751
Di-Digo, our bank account.
393
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:23,255
[protesters] [chanting]
Release the meat! Release the meat!
394
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,798
We grow them in tubs.
395
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:27,342
No creature suffered.
What are they protesting?
396
00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:29,428
Um... we're not sure.
397
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:31,138
That's why our signs
They are blank.
398
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:34,015
It just seems a little like... uh-huh.
399
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:35,517
Do you want a laboratory sausage?
400
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,310
Thanks, I'm quite hungry.
401
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,354
By the way, in case you are interested,
402
00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:42,899
let's bring back the world
famous sausage eating contest.
403
00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:45,235
[protesters cheering]
404
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,903
I'm going to train!
405
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,947
It's time to puff up.
406
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,031
[whiplash]
407
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,908
Did you just change on the street?
408
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,785
That's right, Hermes.
409
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,580
[♪ polka music plays]
410
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:58,874
[chewing]
411
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,378
[gobbling]
412
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,424
[skin crackling]
413
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:10,595
[grunts of effort]
414
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,929
[chewing]
415
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,307
[gobbling]
416
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,643
I gained six kilos
and I'm in the worst shape of my life.
417
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,145
I'm ready for action!
418
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:21,563
I'm proud of you.
419
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:24,316
[low voice] And it attracts me a little
your new dad bod.
420
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,486
[both moaning]
421
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:31,448
Hey, hey! No chi-qui-ti-bum-bum
the night before the big contest!
422
00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:34,075
[laughing embarrassed]
Oh! It's true! Sorry.
423
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,661
I've never dated an elite athlete before.
424
00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:38,288
Well, good night everyone.
425
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:40,791
I'll go give myself a couple of hours
closed mouth
426
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,793
[lights snap]
427
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,630
[crickets chirping]
428
00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,758
- [conveyor belt hum]
- [slimy sounds]
429
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:51,218
[alarm ringing]
430
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,928
[♪ ominous music plays]
431
00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,222
DNA CONTAMINANT
432
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:03,606
[slimy sounds]
433
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:05,566
[sinister tone]
434
00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:10,029
THE MOST CHIPPLIZED BOARD
FROM THE UNITED STATES
435
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,157
[metal bang]
436
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,201
[Don Cunningham]
Ladies and gentlemen,
437
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:18,828
- welcome to the Salchichadomo!
- [audience cheering]
438
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,540
This is Don Cunningham.
for the historic return
439
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:24,292
Sausage Eating Contest
from Coney Island.
440
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,920
Proudly sponsored
by FarnDog,
441
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,839
the elusive sausage
that goes down fast.
442
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,050
[audience cheering]
443
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,760
I germinated them!
444
00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,304
I'm so nervous.
Am I sweating?
445
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,472
You look great.
446
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,767
Honestly never
I found you more attractive.
447
00:17:40,268 --> 00:17:42,477
- [♪ exciting music plays]
- And now, let's meet the contestants
448
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,729
who compete for the coveted
Meat Belt.
449
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,856
Circuit champion
of chicken wings,
450
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,567
- Joey Butternut!
- [cheers and applause]
451
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:52,946
The live sea urchin specialist,
Takeru Kobayashi 43!
452
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,531
The Buffet Barbarian,
453
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,533
- Skinny Gluttenstein!
- [cheers and applause]
454
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,743
The little league champion, Tonya.
455
00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,579
[audience] [moved] Aaah.
456
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:03,498
[Don] The Jell-O Mound
of Monticello,
457
00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:05,500
- H.G. Blob!
- [cheers and applause]
458
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,461
And coming out of a retreat
of a thousand years,
459
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:11,423
finalist in the 1999 competition
460
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:14,718
where he was brutally humiliated
by the legendary Brocky J,
461
00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:17,846
It's Philip "Nice Try" Fry!
462
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,180
I know him!
463
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,724
[cheers and applause]
464
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:22,058
[Don] Okay, contestants,
465
00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:25,103
they must eat them
and keep them inside,
466
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,563
no reversals.
467
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:27,565
On your marks!
468
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,817
Get off your marks!
We have a late registration.
469
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:31,943
[viscous steps]
470
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,111
[♪ intriguing music plays]
471
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,487
[muffled screams]
472
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,905
[viscous steps]
473
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,366
Me, me, me, what's up, amilonchas?
474
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,243
The name is Brocky J!
475
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,328
[crowd murmuring]
476
00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:43,330
But this is impossible!
477
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:47,000
Not only is it not impossible,
It was inevitable!
478
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:49,377
I probably should have mentioned it before.
479
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,046
You will see...
480
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,674
the sausage of which
we obtained our DNA sample
481
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,885
had been bitten by Brocky J.
482
00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:00,930
It must have been contaminated
with a little of his saliva.
483
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,557
Hey, more than a little,
484
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,559
Do you know what I'm saying?
[laughs]
485
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,062
Obviously, human DNA
486
00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:09,939
and the cow's DNA
were combined in the growth tank
487
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:12,859
to form this abominable braggart.
488
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:15,278
Uo, uo, uo, I remember you.
489
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,657
You're that loser I eliminated in 1999!
490
00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:19,866
Moment.
491
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,576
If you were just created in a laboratory,
492
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:24,871
how come you have
Brocky J's memories and personality?
493
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:27,791
I read my autobiography
when I was coming here.
494
00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,417
Well, I guess that makes sense.
495
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,877
No, in fact it doesn't!
496
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,128
When did you learn to read?
497
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,215
I didn't do it! It's the audiobook.
498
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,051
Now if you're done
the interrogation, Kojak,
499
00:19:38,052 --> 00:19:40,387
I'm ready to kick your ass
a second time!
500
00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:43,390
Nobody will kick anyone's ass.
501
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:44,599
I mean... Wait...
502
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,184
I will do it, you won't.
503
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,268
Can I start over?
504
00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:49,312
No! We are behind.
505
00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,438
[cowbell ringing]
506
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:54,068
- [♪ intense music plays]
- [angry biting]
507
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,449
[gobbling]
508
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,201
[slurping]
509
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,787
[swallowing]
510
00:20:05,579 --> 00:20:06,956
[chewing delicately]
511
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:10,083
Ha. I guess actually
I don't like sausages.
512
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:11,501
I never tried one before.
513
00:20:11,502 --> 00:20:13,753
They are not for me. Thank you.
514
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,380
He is one less contestant.
515
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:19,634
Thirty seconds behind our competition,
The leader is H.G. Blob!
516
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,513
[sausages sloshing]
517
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,597
[♪ tense music plays]
518
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,349
- [Tonya growls]
- [H.G. growling]
519
00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:28,601
- [clock beeping]
- [disqualifying buzzer sounds]
520
00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:31,187
- [whistle blows]
- Security, take her away!
521
00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:33,148
[Tonya growling]
522
00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:34,858
[contestants devouring]
523
00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:35,860
[Flaco grunts as he falls]
524
00:20:36,986 --> 00:20:39,362
- [they continue devouring]
- [sweeping broom]
525
00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,573
[Takeru chokes, explodes]
526
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,533
This is amazing, friends!
527
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:47,662
We are facing a revenge
from the historic 1999 final,
528
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,581
When Philip Fry was destroyed,
529
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,040
annihilated
530
00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,209
and I would dare to say,
emasculated by...
531
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,669
[mouth full] Could you shut up?
532
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,255
That's my man up there!
533
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,007
[♪ intense music plays]
534
00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,717
[both gulping, gobbling]
535
00:21:00,718 --> 00:21:02,177
You're pathetic, brother.
536
00:21:02,178 --> 00:21:05,847
And by the way, enjoy
reading about your mother
537
00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,974
in my autobiography!
538
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,934
[laughing slyly]
539
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:13,396
-[stomach growling]
- [Brocky J growls intensely]
540
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:14,981
[screams of pain]
541
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,733
[muffled screams]
542
00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:17,817
Oh, God!
543
00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,903
It hurts me!
544
00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,321
What is happening to me?
545
00:21:21,322 --> 00:21:22,906
Is there a doctor at home?
546
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:23,990
I am a doctor.
547
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:24,992
[chewing] Mm!
548
00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:27,827
[Brocky J whining]
549
00:21:27,828 --> 00:21:30,413
Why does my stomach hurt so much?
550
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,748
I can't be sure,
551
00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:35,668
but it could be because
you ate 82 sausages in nine minutes.
552
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,545
I'm in fucking agony!
553
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,255
You have to do something, Doc!
554
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:42,383
Unfortunately,
There is nothing I can do.
555
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,302
This is a severe stomach pain,
556
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,763
and there is no cure
except wait a little
557
00:21:46,764 --> 00:21:48,181
until it disappears.
558
00:21:48,182 --> 00:21:49,933
I don't have some!
559
00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:51,643
I can't stand it!
560
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,144
[sobbing]
561
00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:56,064
Fry, we've known each other for a long time.
562
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:58,316
I need you to do me a favor.
563
00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,400
Please.
564
00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,735
[sobbing]
565
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,737
Me? What can I do?
566
00:22:02,738 --> 00:22:05,615
End my suffering.
[sobbing]
567
00:22:05,616 --> 00:22:06,950
Eat me!
568
00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:08,952
[crowd exclaims]
569
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:11,079
Do you want me to eat you alive?
570
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,455
I can't do that!
571
00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:15,792
The idea of laboratory meat
It was to eliminate suffering.
572
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:18,294
I am suffering!
573
00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,213
I beg you,
574
00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:21,464
eat me!
575
00:22:21,465 --> 00:22:23,675
I know you're not very good at it,
576
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,469
but please try!
577
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,472
[whining]
578
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:31,307
[♪ somber music plays]
579
00:22:31,308 --> 00:22:33,935
Well, if that will end your suffering.
580
00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:35,436
[weak] God bless you.
581
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,565
I'll get on top
some mustard for you.
582
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,320
♪
583
00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,073
- [Fry chewing]
- Ladies and gentlemen,
584
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:50,243
we are witnessing
the most selfless act of heroism
585
00:22:50,244 --> 00:22:52,621
never made
at a competitive eating event.
586
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,416
[Fry chewing]
587
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,459
[weak] The pain...
588
00:22:58,460 --> 00:22:59,919
It's gone.
589
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:01,045
Thank you...
590
00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,881
[wheezes] ...loser.
591
00:23:02,882 --> 00:23:05,592
[Fry choking]
592
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:07,260
[gagging]
593
00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:08,637
[sips]
594
00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:11,097
- [bell rings]
- [Don] Sausages down!
595
00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,266
I check the score, and...
596
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:14,559
I can't believe it!
597
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:18,104
Philip Fry has won!
with a record of 163 sausages!
598
00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:20,815
And the last one was tremendous!
599
00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,986
- [fireworks exploding]
- [crowd cheering]
600
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:29,115
This was Don Cunningham,
saying goodbye,
601
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,951
while I run to avoid
traffic on the Verrazzano Bridge.
602
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,287
Have your Meat Belt.
It is the same as a normal belt.
603
00:23:34,288 --> 00:23:35,413
I have to run.
604
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,665
- [hurried steps]
- [microphone feedback]
605
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,001
Friends, it's been quite a journey.
606
00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:43,254
I would like to thank the good people
from FarnDog Industries,
607
00:23:43,255 --> 00:23:45,131
to Leela, for believing in me...
608
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:46,549
[Leela] Woo!
609
00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:49,135
...and above all, to Brocky J,
610
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:52,180
for pushing me to achieve
my maximum potential.
611
00:23:52,181 --> 00:23:53,556
I may not be there anymore,
612
00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,184
but a part of him is still here...
[claps]
613
00:23:56,185 --> 00:23:57,310
...with me.
614
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,436
[gagging]
615
00:23:58,437 --> 00:23:59,980
[Bender] Not by much!
616
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:06,028
[♪ theme song plays]
617
00:24:45,067 --> 00:24:48,070
[♪ fanfare plays]